I have video footage of Sunday's family dinner.. It was Zeus & Hera's.. My sister and I managed to go, Mythe bringing Xena in tow.. Zeus really doesn't like her much.. says she's a bad influence on Mythe.
Anyway.. Hercules was there with Iolaus, Dite showed up too.. and last but not least.. Ares turned up.
It was fried chicken night.. he never misses that. Go figure.
Well, as always, he had a hissy about Xena, we really don't need to go into that history.. Iolaus made a crack.. Ares got majorly pissy.. threw a fireball..
Then Aunt Hera got mad because he ended up hitting her favorite peacock statue..
So she threw a fireball.. Ioalus took cover under the table, Mythe and Xena took the chance and bolted.. Hercules tried to calm everyone down..
Meanwhile, me and Dite are trying hard not to burst out laughing, because Hera caught Ares's hair on fire..
When Zeus ends it all with a lightning bolt to the table.
Which ruined Aunt Hera's centerpiece.. which Ares had gotten her last year for Mother's Day.
So Ares got uppity about how Zeus did it on purpose because Herc was the favorite.. and the fireballs started all over again..
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I have video footage of Sunday's family dinner.. It was Zeus & Hera's.. My sister and I managed to go, Mythe bringing Xena in tow.. Zeus really doesn't like her much.. says she's a bad influence on Mythe.
Anyway.. Hercules was there with Iolaus, Dite showed up too.. and last but not least.. Ares turned up.
It was fried chicken night.. he never misses that. Go figure.
Well, as always, he had a hissy about Xena, we really don't need to go into that history.. Iolaus made a crack.. Ares got majorly pissy.. threw a fireball..
Then Aunt Hera got mad because he ended up hitting her favorite peacock statue..
So she threw a fireball.. Ioalus took cover under the table, Mythe and Xena took the chance and bolted.. Hercules tried to calm everyone down..
Meanwhile, me and Dite are trying hard not to burst out laughing, because Hera caught Ares's hair on fire..
When Zeus ends it all with a lightning bolt to the table.
Which ruined Aunt Hera's centerpiece.. which Ares had gotten her last year for Mother's Day.
So Ares got uppity about how Zeus did it on purpose because Herc was the favorite.. and the fireballs started all over again..